Articles by Kurt Schlichter
Hillary’s Hipster Army Prepares For The Second Civil War
“And to President Clinton,” President Abbot said into the camera, “I ask that you stop your threats of war and allow the Free States of America to…
Time For Conservatives To Get Medieval On The Liberal Establishment
There’s this great scene in The Godfather where Sonny explains to Michael that to take out an enemy you’ve got to get up close and – bada-BING! –…
The Coming (And Hilarious) Democrat Implosion
Republicans fear a repeat of 1992, with a squishy Bush at the head of the ticket watching helplessly as some populist businessman/novelty act…
The Day Israel Died
Last year, my book Conservative Insurgency: The Struggle To Take America Back 2009-2041, predicted a liberal sellout of Israel. The prediction was…
Your Life Means Nothing to Liberals
Liberals do not care whether you live or die. That’s a harsh but accurate assessment. Your death is acceptable collateral damage in their…
It’s Time For Conservatives To Play By The New Rules
We conservatives have spent far too long playing by the old rules when liberals have completely changed the game. There was a time when laws meant…
Why Are These People Running For President?
Is there anyone in the entire universe who isn’t Lindsey Graham, John McCain, or Lindsey Graham’s mother who thinks that Lindsey Graham should be…
4 Pieces of Conservative Advice For Young Conservative Men
So, though no fault of your own, you are a young conservative male coming of age in a time when the deck is so heavily stacked against you that…
Liberals Disgrace Memorial Day
As ISIS continues its orgy of rape and beheadings in Ramadi, perhaps our president could show a rare flash of dignity by simply slipping out the…
Let’s Celebrate the Death of the Mainstream Media!
Picking on the mainstream media is easier than offending radical feminists, and almost as much fun, but just because it’s barely a challenge…