Articles by Kurt Schlichter
America To The Liberal Elite: “New Phone – Who Dis?”
Saturday morning, America awoke to the sunniest of sunshine, despite the lingering smoke in the air from the Democrats’ celebration of the…
And Now The Left’s War On Normal Americans Truly Begins
President-elect Donald Trump replaces President Faily McWorsethancarter Friday, but we’re not going to be able to Netflix and chill in the fight…
Obama Fades Away As Trump Laughs At His Enemies
America’s Nobody-in-Chief is finally going away, his last spasm of rhetorical onanism completely overshadowed by Donald Trump neatly turning the…
Why California’s Silly Secession Scheme Can’t Succeed
America’s dopey adolescent California is sulking because Hillary lost, so now it’s talking big about moving out of Mom’s house. According to one…
Against the Tyranny of the So-Called Experts
America’s elite – that collection of puffed up mediocrities who until recently held the undisputed command of the heights of our politics and…
Watch Out: Here Comes #TheResistance
The powerful hashtag #TheResistance has become a rallying cry for the frustrated grad students, snarky hipsters, and trustafarian millennials who…
For Democrats, 2017 Will Be The Year of Living Stupidly
If you thought 2016 was packed full of liberal foolishness, just wait until you get a load of 2017. As 2016 ends, progressives…
Some New Year’s Resolutions for Our Progressive Pals
The year 2016 was a great one for our progressive friends – except for that whole utter repudiation unpleasantness of last November. Now, as a…
Sorry, But Our Fight Against Liberal Fascism Has Only Just Begun
I wish I could tell you that, having dodged the naggy bullet that was Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit, we can now spend the next four years being…
Some Christmas Presents For Our Liberal Friends
So, it’s Christmas time again, and your shopping is so much simpler since conservatives already have their present. We got ours when America…
