Articles by Kurt Schlichter
The Russiagate Scam Will Blow Up In The Democrats’ Smug Faces
If you’re stressed out about this whole Russian nonsense, relax – Donald Trump didn’t do anything wrong, and he’s not going be impeached,…
Nuke ‘Em ‘Til They Glow
The Democrats must learn through pain, specifically the agony of watching Neil Gorsuch take the seat that they stompy-feet insist belongs to…
We’re Doing Grant, Not Patton, But Neither One Had A Goof Like Ryan Screwing Things Up
Paul Ryan should walk around Congress for the next couple of weeks wearing a sign around his neck that reads, “I am a failure.” It’s not that…
Enough of the Precocious Conservakids!
For some unfathomable reason, conservatives always seem to get excited when a moderately articulate post-puberty pundit comes along and parrots…
Who Is Going To Save The Democrat Party? Chelsea!
Can you feel the pulse-pounding sense of excitement that’s sweeping the nation in the wake of the sudden rise to media prominence of superwoke…
The Teflon Don Grinds Down #TheResistance
History will record that once upon a time there was something that called itself #TheResistance, and it was President Trump’s bestest buddy…
Democrats Seek To Escape Their Whirlpool Of Failure And Fail At That Too
As Donald Trump triumphantly passed his 50th day as the President of the United States Who Is Not Hillary Clinton, Democrat leaders secretly…
Hi, GOP: You Are Terrible and Obamacare Jr. Stinks
When Paul Ryan and his congressional clown car of alleged conservatives surprised us by just sort of dropping Obamacare Jr. on us, I wasn’t…
You Can Tell What Leftists Are Doing By What They Accuse Conservatives Of Doing
Suddenly the Democrats are coming out against their classic moves like cavorting with Russians to hack American elections and perjury (like you…
President Trump Needs To Keep His Promises No Matter How Hard The Haters Squeal
This much is clear – if President Trump (Oh, how I love the sweet agony just uttering those syllables causes annoying people) fails to keep his…